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CREATOR: sloanj@anser.org ( sloanj@anser.org [ UNKNOWN ] )
CREATION DATE/TIME:10-JUL-1997 10:13:55.00
SUBJECT: Mars Air Force Denies UFO Crash
TO: Jason Y. Kim ( CN=Jason Y. Kim/OU=OSTP/O=EOP [ OSTP ] )
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TO: Dana_Johnson@rand.org ( Dana_Johnson@rand.org [ UNKNOWN ] )
READ: UNKNOWN
TEXT:
Subject:
Breaking news story
Date:
Wed, 9 Jul 97 3:20:01 EDT
griffith@netcom.com (Jim Griffith)
AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH
Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesing for Mars Air Force denounced as false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert, outside of Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference today, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in fact, a harmless high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien spacecraft".
The story broke late Friday night when a major stationed at nearby Ares Vallis Air Force Base contacted the Valles Marineris Daily Record with a story about a strange, balloon-shaped object which allegedly came down in the nearby desert, "bouncing" several times before coming to a stop, "deflating in a sudden explosion of alien gases". Minutes later, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser contacted the Daily Record telepathically to contradict the earlier report.
General Rgrmrmy The Lesser stated that hysterical stories of a detachable vehicle roaming across the Martian desert were blatant fiction, provoked by incidences involving swamp gas. But the general public has been slow to accept the Air Force's explanation of recent events, preferring to speculate on the "other-worldly" nature of the crash debris. Conspiracy theorists have condemned
Rgrmrmy's statements as evidence of "an obvious government cover-up", pointing out that Mars has no swamps.
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RECORD TYPE: FEDERAL (NOTES MAIL)
CREATOR: msutton@phoenix.gvsp.usra.edu ( msutton@phoenix.gvsp.usra.edu [ UNKNOWN ] )
CREATION DATE/TIME:15-JUL-1997 15:30:36.00
SUBJECT: HUMOR: UFO Crash on Mars!
TO: cyberearth@pobox.com ( cyberearth@pobox.com [ UNKNOWN ] )
READ: UNKNOWN
TEXT:
AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH
Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesing for Mars Air Force denounced as
false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert, outside of
Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference today, General
Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in fact, a harmless
high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien spacecraft".
The story broke late Friday night when a major stationed at nearby Ares
Vallis Air Force Base contacted the Valles Marineris Daily Record with a
story about a strange, balloon-shaped object which allegedly came down in
the nearby desert, "bouncing" several times before coming to a stop,
"deflating in a sudden explosion of alien gases". Minutes later,
General > Rgrmrmy The Lesser contacted the Daily Record telepathically to
the earlier report. General Rgrmrmy The Lesser stated that hysterical
stories of a detachable vehicle roaming across the Martian desert were
blatant fiction, provoked by incidences involving swamp gas. But the
general public has been slow to accept the Air Force's explanation of
recent events, preferring to speculate on the "other-worldly" nature of
the > crash debris. Conspiracy theorists have condemned Rgrmrmy's
statements as > evidence of "an obvious government cover-up", pointing out
that Mars has no > swamps.
V
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RECORD TYPE: FEDERAL (NOTES MAIL)
CREATOR: CDR Will Miller whmiller@m4.sprynet.com ( CDR Will Miller whmiller@m4.sparynet.com )
CREATION DATE/TIME: 8-MAY-1998 10:01:12.00
SUBJECT: (Fwd) (Skyopen) Fw: UK Coast buzzed by 24,000mph UFO
TO: Roy Peterson royelroy@hotmail.com ( Roy Peterson royelroy@hotmail.com ) [ UNKNOODINGKNOWNS ]
TO: fabieng@cmdgrp.hqusareur.army.mil ( fabieng@cmdgrp.hqusareur.army.mil [ UNKNOWN READINGKNOWNS ] )
TO: raidersoflostark@hotmail.com ( raidersoflostark@hotmail.com [ UNKNOWN ] )
TO: bress@radar.nrl.navy.mil (Hank Bress) ( bress@radar.nrl.navy.mil (Hank Bress) )
TO: Fred Wilson elk_run@msn.com ( Fred Wilson elk_run@msn.com ) [ UNKNOWN ] )
TO: nsapjtf@nemo.nosc.mil ( nsapjtf@nemo.nosc.mil [ UNKNOWN ] )
TO: jtfc@96@nemo.nosc.mil ( Pat Browne) ( jtfc@96@nemo.nosc.mil ( Pat Browne ) ) [ UNKNOWN READINGKNOWNS ] )
TO: calam@cna.org ( calam@cna.org [ UNKNOWN ] )
TO: wojtecki@crosslink.net ( wojtecki@crosslink.net [ UNKNOWN ] )
TO: "Glenn B. Casselman" dicasgb@sprynet.com ( "Glenn B. Casselman" dicasgb@sprynet.com ) [ UNKNOWN READINGKNOWNS ]
TO: co@james.navy.mil ( CO, USS Reuben James) ( co@james.navy.mil ( CO, USS Reuben James ) ) [ UNKNOWN READINGKNOWNS ]
TEXT:
Have any of you heard of the report below from a recent sighting in England? Let me know any feedback you have, please.
Best wishes, Will!
----- Forwarded Message Follows -----
Date: Mon, 27 Apr 1998 14:58:00 -0400
From: "Steven M. Greer" Dr_ET@compuserve.com
Subject: (Skyopen) Fw: UK Coast buzzed by 24,000mph UFO
To: "Will H. Miller" whmiller@sprynet.com
Will: have you heard anything about this alleged event in the UK?SG
----- Forwarded Message-----
From: Robert O. Selover, [102721,1436]
To: Steven Greer, [103275,1472]
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Date: 4/27/98 2:27 PM
RE: (Skyopen) Fw: UK Coast buzzed by 24,000mph UFO
And, here's the other article... enjoy!
Robert - definitely keeping his eyes on the sky...
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From: "Skywatch International Inc." jhickman@itlnet.net
To: "sky open list" skyopen@unix.ltlb.com
Subject: (Skyopen) Fw: UK Coast buzzed by 24,000mph UFO
Date: Mon, 27 Apr 1998 11:21:42 -0500
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-----Original Message-----
From: thegreenhouse@netmatters.co.uk thegreenhouse@netmatters.co.uk
To: Skywatch_ok@msn.com Skywatch_ok@msn.com
Date: Monday, April 27, 1998 8:45 AM
Subject: UK Coast buzzed by 24,000mph UFO
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SKYWATCH INTERNATIONAL INCORPORATED
UK DIRECTOR
DAVE A DUNWORTH
UK Coast Buzzed By 24,000 MPH UFO
The RAF Tracked the triangular UFO at incredible speeds and RAF Fighters could not intercept it over the North Sea.
The RAF has revealed yesterday they tracked a UFO as big as a battleship off the UK West Coast, military sources also revealed they have other radar tapes that prove we have UFO's entering restricted air space in the UK. They said the large craft was tracked flying in a zig-zag manoeuvre at speeds recorded showing acceleration from 17,000 mph to 24,000 mph, RAF fighter pilots were on an intercept course when the UFO suddenly accelerated and disappeared over the north sea.
The Dutch air force had at the same time been tracking the UFO and they scrambled two F-16 fighters to give chase but the craft was to out manoeuvre the F-16 and disappear towards the Atlantic.
The RAF officials are claiming to be baffled by this incident and are collecting and analysing Radar tape and other relevant data and information from the listening station at Fylingdales moor North Yorkshire. It has been rumoured that the findings at this stage will be presented to National Security personnel at White Hall London in the near future. Radar records and all relevant information on this sighting and other sightings are being presented to top Scientists and military experts from around the world at a conference at the RAF college, Cranwell Lincolnshire in June.
The RAF have said this craft was definitely under intelligent control and displayed remarkable manoeuvrability unlike any conventional aircraft, the craft was about 900ft long about the size of a battleship. Other sightings and radar recordings have been made of the same craft during the past two years but the military will not release them as this information would give away vital information regarding the Fylingdale moors scanning ability.
The RAF are considering releasing a second series of tapes showing 12 UFO's changing shape in mid flight.
Sources from the national UFO media are saying this "battleship" could be an experimental aircraft or possibly be a sighting caused by freak weather conditions.
Skywatch International UK Director Dave A Dunworth has said the craft has been spotted on numerous occasions in the UK and around the world displaying characteristics unlike conventional aircraft.
Our questions are.
1, Does this pose a threat to national security having such frequent unauthorised visitations at supposed secure military installations by UFO's?
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2, Why after years of denial are the RAF releasing information confirming that we do have Unidentified Flying Objects breaking secure airspace?
3, Could these visitations be evidence of an advanced extraterrestrial civilisation visiting our planet or is it a terrestrial based phenomena?
4, Are we dealing with yet another story to fuel the smokescreen put in place by the military, as some ufologists have suggested to cover our own secret experimental aircraft operations?
5, What is the agenda of the military for the sudden disclosure of this information and more to the point if these craft are extraterrestrial what is their agenda and does the military already know the answers to all our questions?
Contact Dave A Dunworth UK Dir SI INC at thegreenhouse@netmatters.co.uk
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CREATOR: Steed stefano.leopoldo@libero.it ( Steed stefano.leopoldo@libero.it [ U CREATION DATE/TIME:11-DEC-1999 13:45:24.00 SUBJECT: UFO TO: feedback@Whitehouse.GOV ( feedback@Whitehouse.GOV [ UNKNOWN ] ) READ:UNKNOWN
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thanks Mr. President
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FOIA Number: 2006-0474-F
Clinton Presidential Records Foreign Language Marker
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Collection: Clinton Presidential Records
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